If you have your own home page Im sure youd like to win some awards. But please dont steal awards from my page (or anybody elses): the people who grant them are working hard, usually in their spare time, to make the Web a safer place for you to visit and have lots of fun, and those who win the awards work almost as hard to get them. Besides, you will be breaching copyright, which is against the law. There are plenty of awards out there that you can apply for. Just do a search on google.com.
As far as I know all my awards are genuine. If I have reason to suspect an award isnt genuine Im afraid I tell the award-givers what I think of them and refuse to accept the award. If I found the award on a special awards site I then email the sites webmaster, explaining why the award is obviously not genuine, and the offender is expelled from the awards site. This might sound harsh to you but I feel its necessary to protect those who grant awards for the real purpose of web awards: a sincere desire to foster better web design.
If you dont have a home page but would like one, see my HTML Writing Tutorial page for a few tips on web site design and to download a great tutorial to teach yourself HTML. Writing your own HTML code rather than using expensive web-creation software is much easier than it looksand a lot of fun! Even if you dont publish your page you will have something worthwhile to show your friends and family that you can proudly boast you did all by yourself.